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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bob-belcher
trainthief

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

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